Monday, 1 October 2012

Pertemuan 2 keluarga a.k.a MERISIK

Assalamualaikum..

Tanggal 30.09.2012 adalah tarikh Cik iela di risik secara rasminya..
Alhamdulillah semuanya berjalan lancar..walaupun ada perbezaan pendapat..
Majlis akan berlangsug setahun slpas kami bertunang...insyaAllah klu takde aral melintang la..

Mase family Sang Arjuna Cik iela nak datang tu...punya la debar macam nk cabut je jantung nie letak kt bilik.
Sdgkan ptg tu tkde ase pape pn...blh siap landing2 tgk tv lgi..hahha...sbenarnya bajet nk pkai sua sukan ngn t-shirt je...skali mak Cik iela ckp..." gila ke?org dtg nk merisik k.ngah,takkan nk pkai mcm tu je"
So Cik iela pkai la baju kurung...dlm rela tk rela ...

Mula2 Sang Arjuna Cik iela cakap tk rmai pn yg dtg...skali...hambikk ko...makcik pakcik dia termasuk adik bradik dia skali dtg...dkt 3biji krete la...harusla nervous kn...
Sang Arjuna Cik iela ni anak yatim piatu..sbb tu dia cume di wakili oleh mkcik pkciknya..
So Cik iela cme akan ade kakak & abg ipar shje..

Apa yang Cik iela buat mse tu serba serbi tak kena...smpai berpeluh2 je..sdgkn sblm tu dh pnah je jmpe kaum kerabat dia...tp nervous pnya pasal smpai berpeluh2 tk hengat punya..

Selepas  family  Cik iela " bertarik tali" dgn family Sang Arjuna ..maka dapatla kata putusnya..1 thn tunang..lpas tu mjlis berlansug di kedua2 belah pihak..
Selesai smua2...makan timeeee.....





Doakan kami akan terus berkekalan hingga ke jinjang pelamin dan hingga ke syurga..
AMIN..




Vaksin...

Assalamualaikum.....


Ari sabtu lpas bwak Mak mok, Citam ngn Budak Kechik tu g vaksin..
P kt Mesra Petshop Seksyen 7 Shah Alam je..
Mak mok ngn Citam 2nd vaksin..Budak Kechik tu plak 1st time vaksin..
Dalam krete lg Si Citam dh mraung2 bising..sbb dia jrg naik krete...Mak mok dh resah dlm sngkar...
Si Budak kechik tu je relax...sbb dia dh biasa naik krete...punya la jahatnya dia...dia duk dlm pet carrier ngn citam,mentang2 la Citam tak biasa naik krete..boleh pulak dia buli Si Citam...dia gget2 nya, dia sepak2 nya Citam...makaaaaa menjerit2la Citam tu..sian...tp nk bt mcm mana dh Mummy tgh drive...

Sampai kt Petshop tu kul 11.40am...berhangkut la sngkar ngn pet carrier masuk ke dlm...pyela depa ni berat...ase nk tercbut pinggang Mummy tau..
Kena tunggu dalam 15min je lpas tu turn dorg...

1st skali kene vaksin adalah Budak Kechik tu...dia ok jela...senang...
Lpas tu Si Citam...adehsss...bru cocok jarum sikit...dia punya menjerit sampaikan Vet tu terkjut..hahah sian akk tu...tergelak dia...Citam ni mmg action je lbih...knenya blom..
Last skali Mak mok...mak mok mjerit jgkla...tp ok je...legend kata kan..takkn nk bt malu lak.
So Mak mok ngn Citam next vaksin adalah thn dpn 30/9/2012
Budak Kechik tu pulak ujng 28/10/2012..

Balik uma semua elok je tdo trus...sbb dh masuk tghari kn...sblm tu dh bg mkn dlu...harusla tido..
Mak mok masih letakkn dlm sngkar sbb dia ni dh pndai cekelat tipu senyap2 je kluar uma ikut pintu blkg..bijak sungguh...kdg2 tk ckup tanah mgejar dia nk masukkn smula dlm uma..letih..huhu..

Ape2 pn Mummy harap korg akn trus sihat dan sihat sbb mummy pasti akn susah hati klu dorg sakit @ hilang skjap dr pndangan mata..

Mummy cayunk smua...


Lawak Pagi


MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!